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Bryce Thompson
Photography by Rick Day
hawkeye pose references uhuhuhuhu
This man makes me randy
fans self
oh my
holy shiiii~
y halo thar
This is cool, and that gentleman is very good looking. I wish I were that ripped. But has he ever held a bow? >_>
A lady with the last name Frizzle checked in her computer today. Mrs. Frizzle.
Gonna get on her bus and become a fish egg or an amoeba or get my head frozen in space.
Fo’ shizzle, ma Frizzle.
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Denial: A River in Egypt. Also, a Bus in Kentucky.
Meet in back. I’LL BET.
Did they rip off the logo for Reading Rainbow(r)? And that better not be the Magic Schoolbus in the upper right, although after the salmon bukkake episode, I wouldn’t put anything past it.
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50 min speed paint commission
another sai and ps experiment
50 minutes?! fffffffffffffffffffffffff
Okay, no. I can do that. Eventually.
Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife
Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.
An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.
some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.
some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges
some pointy-eared mute gets told to save the world by a chatty ass fairy, is given a gay little flute egg thing, and is such a submissive bitch he does it all
Some 14-year old pre-pubescent boy in huge yellow clown shoes swinging around a giant key for a sword questing to lock children’s movie worlds from fucking exploding while a name stealing bastard tries to make everyone scared of the dark.
The child of the god of murder travels across the land delivering packages, and undertaking fetch quests. While he dies. A lot. A lot, a lot.
Four-eyed, mute, poindexter pushes a shopping cart full of rocks into a flashlight, causes his co-workers to get the crabs.
Space nomads with a fried planet try to fly home in excruciatingly slow ships.
Yes this is exactly how I roleplay.
It’s okay, the artist doesn’t know how a minigun works either.
Whose idea was it to give the blind guy a minigun anyway?
Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Cake Mix
But most importantly, it would come out without salmonella, which we in this household learned a lesson about!
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do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
so calm as they get doused
omfg
im cryinhg oh my ogd
I didn’t even bat an eye as a child, but now that I think about it, jfc.
omfg *dying*
Holy fuck the sound…
SPGLORK. Now I know the sound of fish bukkake. Thanks, Magic Schoolbus.
Meanwhile the Forsaken chow down on people right out in the middle of the battlefield on a cooldown of two minutes om nom nom nom.
Poor Nilj and his Stockholm syndrome.
That is a good point, why is it “okay” (if it is) for the Forsaken to eat corpses but not okay for the trolls?
Niljemas is adventurous. /trollface
I get the feeling the other Horde races see the Forsaken as a necessary evil, a way to increase their forces, essentially using them as much as the Forsaken feel they are using the Horde. The other races (save, maybe, for trolls) are probably pretty disgusted by Forsaken cannibalism but largely look away.
Whether it explains the cannibalism, this is pretty much the case, yeah. They’ve made overtures toward a closer relationship, but it’s really been on the rocks since the incident at Icecrown.
They’re all buddy-buddy with the hair elves, though.
All the hardcores! All of them!
Just to be sure, this is a joke, right? My sarcasmeter is on the fritz. :D
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